'NOUNCEMENT!

WELL... TO ALL MY LITTLE, PRECIOUS READERS OUT THERE PEEL YOUR EYES BECAUSE THE MOST MAGNIFICENTLY BORING BLOG POST IS COMING YOUR WAY THANKS TO MY MONSTER. WE WILL MAKE A PERSUASIVE ESSAY ON EARTH DAY AND IT'S PROBLEMS... BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG BUT EVEN THOUGH THE EARTH IS OUR GORGEOUS HOME AND I LOVE IT, I AM NOT INTERESTED IN WRITING ABOUT THE ISSUES.
I WANT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THEM.
AND YOU, MY LITTLE FELLAH, SHOULD FOLLOW MY EXAMPLE. TAKE OUT THE TRASH, DON'T LITTER THE STREETS, RECYCLE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, USE LED BULB LIGHTS, TAKE QUICK SHOWERS AND GET A BIKE... THEN ACTUALLY USE IT. I AM SURE MORE THINGS CAN OCCUR TO YOU BUT FOR NOW THAT'LL DO... UNTIL NEXT EARTH DAY... I'M KIDDING!
LOVE YOU!